Gyno: Kung gusto mo tularan mo na lang ako.
Ako: Sige, kung gusto mo e higitan pa kita.
Gyno: Hindi mo kailanman mahihigitan ang hindi mo kayang pantayan.
(via pilosopogyno)
Kapag inagaw ang taong mahal mo, wag ka magpapaapekto.
Stand straight sabay sigaw ng, “Tang ina! Ang akin, akin lang. Ang sa’yo, akin pa rin. Ang hindi akin, mapapasaakin!”
I just wanna say thank you not only to my mom and dad, but to my parents.
^
I want to say thanks to not only my dog and my cat, but also my pets.
ohmygod.
Lol!
^LOLOL
i just wanna say thank you so much to not only my stylist, but to the retard to let me wear these glasses.
I just wanna say thank you so much to not only the earth, but to the world.
I just wanna say thank you so much not only to water, but to H2O.
I just wanna say thank you so much not only to black people, but to niggas.
i just wanna say thank you so much to not only MTV but to music television.
(via roxymoron)
When you’re fighting with someone
Internet:
Real Life:
Life outside the internet is more exciting.
That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you
(Source: omfgsomepersonactually, via yenzkie)

















